Dear Caveman Josh Groban,
Obviously we’re all going to keep watching this season; we’ve come this far on the journey with you. So, Imma let you finish “opening up” until you find whatever it is you’re looking for, but you should know: everyone thinks you are a full-size nutball. You getting rid of Kacie B. is essentially tantamount to a human rights violation. And that’s not true at all. But it was just offensively dumb. We are disappointed in you, Benjamin.
P.S. America wants you to get a haircut. No one is okay with that situation. You can tell it takes every fiber of Chris Harrison’s being to just say, “This is the final rose,” and not grab it and use the thorns to shear off the business end of whatever is happening there.